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We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! ‘Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won’t want it anymore! Must go faster… go, go, go, go, go! Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
Must go faster. Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. God help us, we’re in the hands of engineers. We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! ‘Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won’t want it anymore!
You really think you can fly that thing? My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I’ll give you something to cry about you little bastard! I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. You know what? It is beets. I’ve crashed into a beet truck.
WHY ONLINE?
Did he just throw my cat out of the window? Just my luck, no ice. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and… power windows. I was part of something special. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Life finds a way. Did he just throw my cat out of the window?
I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. Forget the fat lady! You’re obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! I was part of something special. Just my luck, no ice. What do they got in there? King Kong? Did he just throw my cat out of the window?
I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. Jaguar shark! So tell me – does it really exist? God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus.
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TRAIN LITE
Must go faster… go, go, go, go, go! Forget the fat lady! You’re obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! What do they got in there? King Kong? Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Hey, you know how I’m, like, always trying to save the planet? Here’s my chance.
TRAIN
Must go faster… go, go, go, go, go! Forget the fat lady! You’re obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! What do they got in there? King Kong? Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Hey, you know how I’m, like, always trying to save the planet? Here’s my chance.
PERFORM
Must go faster… go, go, go, go, go! Forget the fat lady! You’re obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! What do they got in there? King Kong? Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Hey, you know how I’m, like, always trying to save the planet? Here’s my chance.
COMPETE
Must go faster… go, go, go, go, go! Forget the fat lady! You’re obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! What do they got in there? King Kong? Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Hey, you know how I’m, like, always trying to save the planet? Here’s my chance.
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